Tune Out the Living: the death-inspired shirt for people who’ve had enough
Tune out the living. They're the loudest ones in the room.
The living won’t shut up. Phones ringing. Mouths running. Opinions flying. The worst noise is human noise, and it never ends. This shirt is for the ones who’ve had enough.
It’s not antisocial. It’s anti-bullshit.
This is for people who get overstimulated at the grocery store
You’re not wrong for wanting to disappear into your headphones. The world is loud in all the wrong ways—car alarms, TikTok voiceovers, people asking if you’ve heard the new Imagine Dragons song. It’s a mess out there.
“Tune Out the Living” is the quietest middle finger you can wear. And it’s black. Of course it’s black.
Death is quieter. And probably better company.
The dead don’t interrupt you. The dead don’t sell you crypto. The dead don’t play acoustic guitars at parties. They just rest. This shirt is about aspiring to that kind of peace. Until then, you can fake it with noise-canceling earbuds and an aura of menace.
The design says what you don’t want to. So you don’t have to.
Dark humor with a pulse
People will ask what it means. They always do. Let them. If they don’t get it, it’s probably about them. If they do get it, welcome to the club. No secret handshake, just knowing nods and dead eyes.
The print is distressed. The message isn’t.
You don’t owe the world small talk. You don’t owe it facial expressions either.
Turn the volume up. Tune them out.
